Have you ever wondered what happens when art meets pseudo-science and art speak? This seven-panel art comic strip explores exactly that.
Artist's Explanation Begins Panel 1. I've always found something hilariously ridiculous about how some artists talk. You know the type in this world of artistic gobbledygook.
Tonal Plains and Vibration TheoryPanel 2. I’m genuinely trying to understand what's happening when an artist speaks in what can only be described as pure nonsense.
Landscape Fizz and Gesso PrimerPanel 3. Interviewer asks if the painting is like a "fizzy" soda. The artist takes it as a moment of profound artistic validation of his completely over-the-top explanations.
The Controlled Art ExperimentPanel 4. The visitor realizes they're witnessing an experimental technique in art while the artist admits he might accidentally summon a small weather system.
Engaging the Glazing FinderPanel 5. An exchange revealing the artist's exaggerated technical approach to observing chromatic effects in his experimental painting.
The Serious SquintPanel 6. A revelation that the artist's specialized "glazing finder" technique is actually just precision squinting at the canvas.
Wisdom for Aspiring ArtistsPanel 7. A concluding exchange providing artistic advice, that makes no sense, warning against using complementary color mode unless prepared for chaos.
